Title: Cruel Lips
Fandom: The Daily Show/The Colbert Report
Pairings: Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert, Stephen Colbert/Jimmy Fallon, Jon Stewart/Anderson Cooper
Rating: PG13
Wordcount: 100
Notes: Drabble-a-Day 2011 Day 67. Written for jon_stephen_fan. Unbeta'd. Comments and concrit welcome.
Summary: The news is fake; the jealousy is real.

( Welcome Fake News to the Drabble-a-Day project )

( Warning: Politics ahead )

I can't believe he JUST noticed the picture. It's been there for at least two seasons, no? Either way, in one line, Colbert gets House's character better than the writers have been for most of the season.

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Last night the gospel group came back so Jon could tell Revolution Muslim, the group that threatened Trey Parker and Matt Stone over a South Park episode, exactly what he thought of them ( Read more... )

( Warning: politics ahead. Fervently happy, left-wing, liberal, pro-choice, tree-hugging, politics. )

"Tonight--the Senate and the House debate health care. Why does anybody argue with Dr. House? He's always right!"

I love it when Stephen does House references. :)

Referring to the President's Nobel speech:

"I'll leave Keith Olbermann to stroke that shaft."

Or was that my slash-fogged brain making shit up? If not, it's definitely time for some for Keith/Stephen fic, which I admit, I've been over-looking since I became completely besotted with Keith/Rachel.

I've generally been a "Cliff, Shag, Marry" purist, but I do em as I gank em and here it is.
Ganked from zekkass

t's the good old Shag Marry Kill game, but with Kiss added.
Comment, and I'll give you four.She gave me the following: Stephen Colbert, Bertie Wooster, John Barrowman, House ( Read more... )

She was scheduled to guest host for Rachel Maddow, which I was totally looking forward to, just to hear some major snark about Governor Mark "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" Sanford, but she just tweeted the following:

Whew. MSNBC canceling all regular primetime programming tonight. Headed home to tend to Hank, who has a cough.F/Y/I-Hank is her ( Read more... )

Stephen Colbert was AWESOME last night. (And so was the President and even John McCain.)

Can't wait to see tonight's episode.

I honestly never believed they'd actually send him to Iraq itself.